Don't turn me in...

Apparently, if you believe former tele-show winner Richard Hatch, I should be in jail for being gay.

"Survivor" winner Richard Hatch said in an interview broadcast Tuesday that he believes he was sent to prison because he's gay.

If you need me, i'll be in hiding, with the gay boys watching Ellen to make sure they don't take her away too. And reading Dan Savage. And...